Feb 5, 2014

Cowpies

It's  probably   unpatriotic to  confess that I don't like Oreos unless they are an ingredient, bravely  offering themselves up for  a   higher purpose.   Somewhere on this blog I've  posted  more-than-awesome recipes for Oreo Muffins and Oreo Truffles,  for example.   Here they appear crammed into  massive  dark-cocoa cookies along with Mounds bars and chocolate chips.

The cookies  have  been around for  years,  often known as  "Gobs" but I have renamed them, thanks to  suggestions by Facebook friends.   My  Minnesota cousin Margy  gets credit for the new name.

Don't  go rogue and use all-butter or all-Crisco. Or substitute Kit -Kats  or Milky Ways for Mounds Bars.  And it's pointless  to attempt to 'healthify' it with  whole- wheat flour.  The  recipe shouldn't be messed with.

Beat together  3/4 c softened, unsalted butter and 1/3 c. butter-flavored Crisco.  Use a mixer, and when it's  creamy  add 1 cup white sugar and 2/3 c brown sugar, beat til creamy then  2 large eggs and 2 tsp. vanilla, beat a  little more.

Combine the dry ingredients :  2 cups  flour, 2/3 c.  dry cocoa ( preferably  dark) , 1 tsp. baking soda, 1/4 tsp salt.

Gradually add  the dry  ingredients to the wet, til blended.    By hand, stir in 16 coarsely chopped Oreos,  1 or 2 cups chocolate chips  and  8 oz. chopped Mounds bars ( they chop  easier if chilled).

Chill the dough for  30 minutes while you preheat the oven  to 350 and  put parchment paper on cookie sheets.

I make huge cookies, very thick and  the size of the palm of my hand, and get about 24.   I just scoop out  maybe a fat  1/3 cup ,  push it  into a ball of sorts, and very  gently shape & very lightly flatten it out  just a tiny  bit , only to be sure  the whole thing is about equally thick and there are no  thin edges to burn or over-crisp.      Don't overdo the shaping  -  due to the irregular bits of heaven poking out,  they will never  be smooth and pretty.

The  size I  described  bake for about 15-18 minutes, with smaller ones you should probably start checking at 10 minutes. Since we  all make slightly-different sized cookies, times will vary. To be safe, test- bake  just a couple before you bake the rest. The  tricky part  is removing them before they are quite set, which is hard to judge with all the gooey-ness oozing from them.  Touch the center and take your best shot.  They should still look a bit wet.  They'll firm up as they cool --- first  on the paper for 10 minutes (carefully slide the whole sheet of paper off the hot baking sheet to  stop the cooking process)  then  on wire racks.   If they are  crunchy,  you left them in a little too long.   If that happens, uh-oh, you'll just have to  eat this batch and start over when you recover from  chocolate overload.