Dec 29, 2007

The Disappointing Diva Dionne Warwick's Caramel - Orange Ham


This recipe came from an old  -very old -Bon Appetit magazine feature on Dionne Warwick....who these days is  better  known  as Whitney Houston's cousin. We had the unfortunate experience of seeing her in concert recently, a bare-bones low-budget self-produced disappointment  in the lovely Niswonger Performance Hall.   Her lack of effort and energy coupled  with a  poorly-veiled  attempt to promote her son's singing career, was underwhelming. He doesnt have a bad voice but we didnt pay $50 to see him, and all of us  were uninterested and  under-awed....( well, all except Dionne who gushed and smooched and rah-rah'd endlessly...) His perfromance got average-level  applause (and for parts of hers) which led to her rudely lecturing the audience on what was "expected of us"   as  she proceeded to demand applause at an acceptable  level,  lecturing  about  how we " need  to know how to behave" "should you ever again have an opportunity to experience a performance".   She did stop short of adding "you dumb country hicks " but it was clear.       Diva Dionne, it's time to 'find your way back to San Jose' and check into the Home. Clearly,  whatever you once  had is long gone.   

Nevertheless, this is still a nice dish.....ham cloaked in caramel, studded with orange sections, along with yams and fresh green beans. 


Preheat oven to 325. Wipe a 12- lb ham with damp paper towels and place on a rack in a shallow roasting pan. Insert a meat thermometer into center of ham without touching the bone. Bake until it reaches 155, about 3 hours.

Meanwhile make the glaze: Combine 1 cup caramels ( like Kraft individually wrapped squares) with 1/4 c butter, 1/4 c water in a small saucepan. Melt over low heat and SLOWLY bring to a boil, stirring constantly. Stir and simmer 2 minutes. Remove from heat, stir in 1/2 c chopped walnuts. Set aside to cool to lukewarm.

Glaze ham with the caramel sauce and decorate  by placing   16 oz drained mandarin orange sections into the caramel  glaze arranging  them all over the ham.